Yikes! If you hear the call of Cthulhu, watch out! Or at least have a swatch of this tartan (or better yet, a kilt, like some lucky few) to signal allegiance during the coming calamity! Cthulhu, a cosmic entity born from the pen of H.P. Lovecraft in his story "The Call of Cthulhu" (1928), dwells in the submerged city of R'lyeh, waiting for a time when the stars align to release him from his ancient slumber, prophesying catastrophic events for humanity! The cultists who worship Cthulhu believe that upon his return, he will reclaim the Earth, bringing about an era of chaos and destruction where the old gods rule once more! This monstrous figure, combining elements of a human, an octopus, and a dragon, with a scaly, rubbery body, tentacles surrounding its mouth, and wings sprouting from its back, embodies the existential dread that humanity is insignificant in the vast, uncaring universe. Lovecraft's creation has transcended its literary origins, becoming a symbol of ultimate cosmic horror and the insignificance of human endeavors against the backdrop of an indifferent universe. Cthulhu's enduring appeal lies not just in its terrifying visage but in what it represents: the unknowable, ancient forces that lurk in the dark corners of the world and the recesses of our minds. While waiting for Cthulhu's apocalyptic call, however, modern fans can avail themseves in Cthulhu Offerings (CTHU) an actual Cthulhu-based cryptocurrency! CTHU users have adopted their own slang: coins are "offerings" or "blessings," users are "cultists," and mining is done via "sacrifices." No doubt the value will skyrocket soon. Listen for the big C's call! 🐙 🐉 💰